Byakuya's Tips for Beautiful Hair
Look at your hair in the mirror. Now look at mine. Now back to the mirror, now back to mine. Sadly, your hair isn’t like mine. But if you listen carefully to the following tips for how to have beautiful hair, then maybe it’ll get slightly better. You peasant.
Tip #1: Be Noble
- Noble hair glistens. It shines from within. It is sleek and luxurious and silky and other adjectives that you want to apply to hair. If you don't believe me, then look no further than me - for I am noble, and my hair looks like this.
Tip #2: Use Your Zanpakutō To Cut It
- Peasants go to hair salons and rely on other strange peasants to cut their hair. But people who really care about their hair use their Zanpakutō to cut it. Your Zanpakutō is the manifestation of your soul.…
Byakuya's Pick-Up Lines
Byakuya Kuchiki's pick-up lines for peasant females.
1. "You are as beautiful as ten thousand cherry blossoms."
2. "I want to let you into my safe zone... the one around my heart."
3. "I'm rich, I'm noble, and my hair does this when I turn my head quickly. Be honest - how much of that turns you on?"
4. "I'm having a flower viewing at my mansion tonight. Maybe you could stop by and we could view some... flowers."
5. "Your face makes me want to swear an oath on my parents' grave to love you forever."
6. "Baby, you make me want to break some rules."
7. "Want me to show you some of the lesser-known Kuchiki clan traditions?"
8. "Are these guys bothering you? Because I can make them... scatter."
Bleach Reveals: Light Novels and Databook Translations
Been some time since I've written a blog, but after doing some research into the recent Bleach light novels, Can't Fear Your Own World and We do Knot always love you, I felt like some of this juicy information might end up lost on account of Bleach wiki not bothering to list any of this shit. There are a lot of interesting tidbits and happenings that occur in these novels, so I figured I'd make a masterpost here that lists all the interesting reveals and whatnot. Hopefully it sparks some interest in Bleach again, for those of you not following the light novels.
Now, some background on these novels.
Can't Fear Your Own World is written by Ryohgo Narita, the author of Durarara, but it was stated that he is being advised by Kubo and the stuff in t…
Looking Ahead: Happy New Years!
Hello everybody. Depending on where you are in the world, the first of January has either came already for you or is coming up very soon, and ultimately so, the year of 2017 has finally come. Therefore, I'd like to issue to all of you a very happy New Years. As we say goodbye to 2016, which contained its share of joy, sadness, miracles, disappointments, and so on, we look forward to the future in hopes of better tidings. Some of you are hoping to see greater success in your line of work, perhaps your field of study; personal activities, hobbies, and sports. Perhaps some of you hope that things go well for your family, or well in your relationships, or perhaps you're like me and you hope 2017 is finally the year you find someone special lon…