User blog comment:Njalm2/The Beauty of Kidō/@comment-30807545-20141202175704/@comment-18812574-20141203195609

It would also be incredibly cheesy. "Watch out for the giant wave of lung-sucking kido! More aptly named, 'Sucking Kiss-udo!' Aaaaaaah"

... *aHEM*

What about an atmosphere-altering kido instead? Something more encompassng. Temperature, barometer, weather, something along those lines. Maybe a polarizer or something.

...They could make it rain for funerals, to set a sufficiently sad mood.