The Fanon Corner: Kill The Shadow 2

Introduction: Welcome!
(The setting is what appears to be a small office interior, complete with white walls, carpeting, and a table lined with computers on either end. On camera, there is a visual of a young, brown-haired woman with blue eyes wearing a cloak around her shoulders. On a couch behind her, another woman with dark blue hair and wearing a white uniform was lounging, apparently asleep by the steady rise and fall of her chest.)

Girl 1: Let's see... everything's operational... the camera light's on, and we are recording. Right! (Turns head to look at something off-screen.) Hey Braetard! We're on, get off of the computer!

Off-Screen Voice: (grumble, Australian accent.) Yeah, yeah, don't rush me...

Girl: (Turns to camera, smiling and speaking with British accent.) Hello, ladies, gentlemen and other uncategorized sentients! Welcome to our very first episode of the Fanon Corner! I'm Brina McTavish, Dragon of the Inner Circle and veteran of the Gotei Thirteen's Second Division--"

O.S. Voice: "Ex-Member".

Brina: (Confused, turns head towards voice source.) Huh?

O.S. Voice: The correct term would be "ex-member". Y'know, considering you defected instead of retiring under normal circumstance? You make it sound like you were discharged honorably or something like that.

Brina: (Huffs and glares.) Shut it, Braeburn! I believe I'm entitled to use any term I want for reference purposes!

Braeburn: Mhm. (Sarcastic.) It's not like you're trying to introduce any propaganda or anything concerning yourself.

Brina: (Eye twitching) Ooooh~!! You're so lucky we're on the air right now!! (Turns back towards the camera and smiling.) Anyway, what you just heard off-screen was none other than my stupid brother Braeburn, ex-member of the 3rd Division and member of the Deep Cover Ops.

(Upon finishing of that statement, the said "Braeburn" comes on screen and wraps an arm around Brina's shoulders, cool and nonchalant.)

Braeburn: (Faux cheer.) G'day, mates! Lovely weather we're having, isn't it? (regresses to annoyed tone.) I wish. It's like a sauna everywhere I go. The only reason no one's dropping like flies in here is because the air conditioning does a really good job. I might as well stay here for the whole day.

Brina: (sticks out her tongue at him) Well, too bad! You're only authorized to stay here for the show, so after that, it's off to your sauna home!

Braeburn: Actually, the D.C.O.'s pretty hooked up, as well. The only trouble is having to move from all the way here to there without getting heatstroke. I don't care if you're good at using Flash Steps or not, ninety-three degrees is not a way to go. (Turns attention to camera.) So for you outside goers, make sure you've brought plenty of sun-screen, or at least wait until later in the day, because otherwise you will not survive!

Brina: Moving back on track, though. The Fanon Corner is a place where we smash the fourth wall to pieces! Complete with the ability to review chapters of the very manga we're based off of, interviews with characters in both the fanon and canon universe, and some humor! Though our author isn't really trying to be funny, so any laughs you can find is completely unintentional. But it really would make us happy if you could find something humorous within these cha-- wait, what are you doing...?

(Brina is looking in slight confusion at Braeburn, who has his nose a bit close to her neck. He pulls back casually when she gives him a stare.)

Braeburn: You smell nice, like strawberries. What shampoo would you happen to use?

Brina: (Blushes, shocked.) W-why would you even ask that when we're on the air?! Get off of me! (Shoves a laughing Braeburn off-screen.) And I use the kind that actually works, thank you very much! (Turns back to camera, huffing.) Jeez... I'm jealous of the people out there that don't have to deal with troublesome siblings...

Braeburn: Oh, come on, love, you know you can't stand to live without me for one moment!

Brina: (Rolls eyes.) Keep telling yourself that, my dear Braeburn. So, because the manga is released onto sites like Mangastream and Mangahere - the sites that we usually stick to checking out - on a weekly basis, we'll be updating weekly, as well. Keep in mind that the hosts of each chapter will change, so expect other character pairs from our author to appear in order to pretty much do the same thing we're doing. Also, because this can be a pretty long thing, expect this article in particular to be continuously updated every day before the weekly deadline.

Braeburn: (Pops back on screen, startling Brina.) Oh, and the interviews! At the main page, make sure to put your name under the section entitled "Pending Guests" if you want your character interviewed. Be forewarned, for the other writers out there; make sure that you are able to use proficient grammar and spelling! If you're one of those people out there too lazy to use correct punctuation, then we will ridicule you in a ruthless and cruel fashion. So make sure you know what you're doing, wankers! (Pops back off-screen.)

Brina: ...yeah, what he said... (Gives a raised eyebrow before turning back to the camera.) Also, for any questions you would like to ask us, feel free to submit any questions you have on our main page's talk page. You can ask us anything you wish. But once again, we ask that you be logical about it. Also, make sure that the question is understandable! You don't want to be the one everyone makes fun of because your question looks like broken English when written out.

Braeburn: Anything else we need to go over?

Brina: Uhm... (Thoughtful, looks away from camera in order to ponder.) No, I don't think so. I guess that's pretty much it, for now. (Shrugs.) Anything else will have to be said after potential disasters.

Braeburn: Good, because that just tired me out!

Brina: ...really? (Unimpressed.) You said less than what I did, and you claim to be exhausted?

Braeburn: Yep.

Brina: (Deadpan.) ...you are such a lazy moron. I don't even see how Hana could put up with you. (Turns back to camera.) Anyway, we're off to this quick commercial break, so don't go anywhere, we'll be right back!

(Brina places a hand on the screen and cuts the camera off, ending transmission.)