Legend of the Master Troller: Tite Kubo storms Shueisha!

''August 28th... Mangaka everywhere feared his return... and now...''

The skies were black, unable to see the white puffy clouds. Tite Kubo, Bleach's Mangaka was standing on a hill overlooking Shueisha inc. "Finally... those Editor dogs won't see it coming. MAKING ME HAVE PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED. THOSE BASTARDS." Kubo seered in his mind, drawing his famed Plotkai blade. Finally... the raid would begin.

Inside the building, writers and artists were busy with their Weekly Jump issue, ready to be released soon. One of which, was Naruto's Mangaka, Masashi Kishimoto. He was sharing a coffee with the authors of Death Note, Ohba and Obata. It was a normal day, full of coffee, manga, and bagels. However...

BOOM

A massive explosion filled the halls of the building, causing Kishi to summon a Chakra barrier to protect himself as well as the Death Note authors. The figure of Kubo entered the sights of all Mangaka that were still alive. "Kubo! You were fired! Why are you back?!" yelled one of them, as his head exploded from looking at Kubo. Apparently, the Bleach writer had activated his Sharingan moments before entering. Ohba looked at Kishi, "Kishi-san, you have to beat him! I don't have my Death with me, and Obata forget the Note." However, Kishi remained silent. He then turned to face the two, "Since where you under the impression I'm Kishi?" he said, ripping off his face as he revealed himself to be Kubo. From the shock, Obata's head blew up into bits as Ohba attempted to run. However, the barrier restricted this thought, as Kubo used Rasengan on Ohba, killing him.

The two Kubos met eachother, fusing into Super Kubo; his ultimate form. Was all hope lost...?