User blog:Silver-Haired Seireitou/Make A Shinigami Out Of You

MAKE A SHINIGAMI OUT OF YOU

Nimaiya: Let's~ Get down to business~ To refoooorge~ Your swoooord~!

Ichigo: Do you reeeeally think this'll work?

Nimaiya: Oh look, a~ big hole~!

Ichigo: Wha-?

Nimaiya kicks him into the shaft

Nimaiya: Chan-Ichigo, I'll~ Make a Shinigami~ Out of youuuuu~

Ichigo: YOU BASTAR-!

Ichigo flies down a water slide

Scene changes to Kirinji facing Byakuya in his hot springs

Kirinji: Stand up straight and you'll see~ Your power~ Has returned~

Byakuya: Yes, indeed it has...~ Oh look, two~ naked dudes.

Scene changes to feline Yoruichi with Rukia and Renji

Ichibei: You're a spineless, pale, pathetic bunch~ And you haaaaaven't got a clue~ Somehow, I'll~ Make Shinigami~ Out of you~

Renji: Oh my god, this is worse than Captain's tea.

Rukia: Hope Kubo doesn't stuff me in a friiiiidge~!

Ichibei: What's wrong, men? Out of breath?

Rukia: I'm a girl!

Ichibei: Coulda fooled me with that chest~

BE A SHINIGAMI!

Cut back to Nimaiya

Nimaiya: You must be swift as a Captain's flash step~

Ichigo still drowning in the water slide

Ichigo: AGHH, FUCK YOU!

Nimaiya: With all the force of a great Hollow flash~

Ichigo finally lands on his ass

Nimaiya: With all the strength of a raging Bankai~ Mysterious as the dark side of the Dangai~!

Ichigo: My sword's still broken!

Nimaiya: Calm your tits!

Cut to Yhwach arriving in Soul Society with Haschwalth and Uryuu

Haschwalth: Time is racing forward~ Until our King~ regains the world~

Yhwach: In just~ Nine Days~ I shall be King~ Of them all~

Uryuu: Oh what~ Have I gotten myself~ Intooooo~?

BE A SHINIGAMI!

Cut to Ichibei training Rukia and Renji

Ichibei: You must be swift as a Captain's flash step~

While Rukia and Renji are sparring

Ichibei: With all the force of a great Hollow flash~ With all the strength of a raging Bankai~ Mysterious as the dark side of the Dangaaaaai~!

Cut back to Ichigo wielding his new Zanpakutou

Ichigo: I must be swift as a Captain's flash step. With all the force of a great Hollow flash. With all the strength of a raging Bankai. Mysterious as... the dark side of Dangai!

Draws his two weapons, evaporating the entire ocean surrounding them

Ichigo: I did it!

Nimaiya: Radical, bro.

END --Silver-Haired Seireitou (talk) 04:50, May 11, 2014 (UTC)