Thread:DazzlingEmerald/@comment-25152698-20141211021632/@comment-18812574-20141212061632

I WILL NOT BE A PART OF THIS!!!

"Hein offered a high price for the illicit photos. However, considering he could not actually see the damn things this was somewhat puzzling to the peeping accomplices. Nevertheless they could not resist his offer, as the extra cash meant more booze money.

Upon acquiring the payment and visiting a bar, they discovered the money was counterfeit. Righteously angered, they returned to Hein to extract revenge. But Hein was prepared for them, and held the photos at flaming-Zanpakuto-point, threatening to incinerate them unless they came up with a hefty ransom price.

Undeterred, they paid it anyway. Hein did not keep his word and burned the pictures. He told them his Lieutenant had a reversal spell, but that they must first traverse to the very edges of the Soul Society to find the "Tusk of Hairy Orlander" in order for the spell to work. While they were distracted with their quest Hein snuck into Squad 4 and took copious (if not very good) photos of the Captain and distributed them among the Seireitei, thus gutting the market value of the pictures.

When asked why he would go to such great lengths to foil the infamous peeping plot he said, somewhat mysteriously "Ya can't hide an eel in a sack." A statement which causes the philosophers of somewhere important to scratch their heads to this day..."