Yonkō Reunion on the Fields of Elysian

Hikaru chugged another jug of sake. He had an excess from his winery that needed to be gotten rid of. Since no one would buy the stuff, he and Mizu decided to have a drinking contest. "That's 34!"

"Pansy." Mizu spat and uncorked another bottle of wine and began to drink it thirstily. "I'm on my 36th."

Hikaru smirked, "Not for long." He took two bottles of wine and drank both of them at the same time.

"You two drunkards are going to keel over one of these days," said a seemingly distressed Rukia. "All that alcohol will destroy your livers."

"Rukia, you should know by now that me and Hikaru are big livers!" exclaimed Mizu in a drunken frenzy. "We die when we want to. And this're 'spired booze ain't gonna kill neither of us." Mizu hiccuped, then fell over.

"Yay!" Hikaru held his hands up. "I win!" He fell over and belched loudly.

Rukia pinched her nose. "It's a good thing I love you both."