Thread:ShonenChicoBoy/@comment-24384232-20150529141435/@comment-18812574-20150529160500

Basically, I was innovative and impetuous and not too good with survival situations, I think. However, this happened to be a world populated with vampires and undead and the like, (so of course, I have no frame of reference for that stuff.) I also prefer physical action to complex tools (case in point, a leech was on my butt so I pulled it off as opposed to burning it off, a. because I didn't know you could do that to leeches, we don't have those here, and b. because putting my hind-end against an oil lamp sounded like a very, very bad idea.) Then Shleppy found me and I ended up outside somehow, problem is outside is crawling with vamps and skeletons and such, but at least I wasn't underground. I was looking for a river but apparently would have been kidnapped by some random heckler and sold on the black market, which sounds like something that would happen to me anyway, but we never got that far.